Two years ago or so, I had a cd with Ray William Johnson's song "Doing yo Mom" on it. This is a song I listened to all the time in my car. Unfortunately, my ex heard it and knew the chorus. It is a humorous song but heard by the wrong person might make said person angry. Well, she went to random people and said the chorus to people in the most serious way possible. Hearing the song makes you laugh. Hearing a person say he did your mom in your bed and that person keeping a straight face does not. At first, it was ok.
She did this to random people who laughed at it because they knew she wasn't serious. Unfortunately, she says it to the wrong guy which makes my friend say "let's go" in the most scared voice ever. My friend is 6'4" and is not a small guy. The guy she said it to made him scared so you can imagine how big this guy was. We start to walk in the fastest way ever. By the time we got to the parking lot, we were sprinting and only found salvation in my car which we locked promptly. It was a simultaneous thank god from both me and him while she is laughing. Needless to say, my ex is a stupid bitch.
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